Hammer Mill Days

Lots to say, nothing to think. Not usually a great combination ... but it's a positive boon when it comes to podcasting. So, how are you then? Well, I trust. Hope the foot trouble is better. That's right, friends, we're turning over a new leaf here at the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill. From now on, Big Green is going to be all about people. Good old retail public relations. Connecting with the folks - that's us, Jack. (See? We even call you by your first name, providing your first name is "Jack".) I've found that holing ourselves up in our basement studio mixing songs and swearing at each other is no way to run a rodeo, let alone a pop music combo. Neither is failing to settle our account with the local feed store, or dropping a box of tacks in the middle of main street. Verily I say unto you - none of these things redounds to the benefit of our public image. Anywho, we're tuning over a new leaf ... a Big, Green leaf. We're extending the hand...

The sequester deadline is getting closer, but - unsurprisingly - we are no closer to cutting a deal to avoid draconian cuts to a full range of programs. In all honesty, if it weren't for the domestic and veteran-support programs that would fall under that senseless cleaver, it might not be such a bad thing in that the Defense budget would finally see some reductions. Of course, as every close observer of national politics knows all too well, cuts to the DOD turn normally conservative - even Randian - Republicans into hysterical Keynesians, warning of the dire employment consequences if the Pentagon budget were slashed. There's some truth to that ... which is why it sounds so strange coming out of Republicans' mouths. But anyway... It's worth repeating Robert Pollin's observation here that Pentagon spending is not the best way to create jobs. $1 million spent on defense creates roughly a dozen jobs. Spend that same money on education and you're up into the mi...

Get out of my room, Marvin (my personal robot assistant). You too, tubey. I'm having one of my captain sunshine days, as you can tell. In fact, I'm rear-admiral motherfucking sunshine today, mister. Oh, fuck.... I mean, fudge. Didn't know you were listening in. Sorry you had to hear that outburst. Nerves are getting a little frayed around the hammer mill just lately. What the hell, I've been sleeping in an abandoned hammer-stock storage silo for the last 10 years, springs poking out of my mattress like in those old cartoons, the windows leaky and cracked, the mortar crumbling to dust between ancient bricks. Not to put too fine a point on it - this place is a DUMP. Now I know why they abandoned the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill. What's that? They condemned the place? What the hell, Marvin ... you had that in your memory banks all this time? Weren't you just dying to tell me at some point before this? Irrelevant?!? I've obviously got to talk to your inve...

My local newspaper (and I'm sure just about everyone else's as well) contained a minuscule item on the cremation of the body of Norodom Sihanouk, whom the paper described as being revered by his people as the "King-Father" of Cambodia. An AP story by Denis Gray was the source of this tiny item tucked away inside the Utica OD, which opened as follows: Cambodians bade goodbye Monday with tears, chanting and fireworks to former King Norodom Sihanouk, their revered "King-Father" who led them through half a century of political tumult that took them into the abyss of genocidal Khmer Rouge rule and back out again. Hundreds of thousands of Cambodians thronged the capital for the elaborate royal cremation of the maddeningly mercurial leader whose charm often overshadowed missteps that to most of his countrymen have faded away in a fog of nostalgia for a simpler time. While Gray's story went into a bit more detail, this was most of what my newspaper carri...

Lift the needle. Right about ... there. That's good. Now let's do the next one. Excellent. We will soon have my entire LP collection transferred to 8-track cartridges, at long last. Oh, hello. Just catching up on some housekeeping. You know how it is, especially when you're living the dream here in the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill. Time gets away from you, and you end up neglecting all that stuff you meant to do, had to do, were legally obligated to do, etc. I'm only just now getting around to filing my tax returns for 1983. I think my extension may have run out, but I'm not sure. There's a stack of letters from the IRS I've yet to open.... Right, so I'm falling behind. I think we all are here in Big Green land. Fact is, cousin Rick Perry has a song by that name on our upcoming album, Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick. It goes something like this.... I'm fallin' behind, I'm fallin' behind T'ain't never lost before ...

I suppose I'm old enough to grumble about stuff I can't control. And right now I'm irritated enough to take a personal swipe at some of the old white men running the country from their comfy chairs in the United States Congress. But rather than sound like John McCain, I'm going to limit myself to saying that the Senate confirmation hearing for Chuck Hagel was pretty disgraceful for a variety of reasons, not least of which is the simple fact that the man was being criticized for the high points in his career - the stuff he got right, for chrissake. The Republicans on the panel hate their old colleague because he's not bug-fuck nuts enough. See, this is what happens when you don't hold people accountable. If someone had paid some kind of price for driving us into the Iraq war, maybe John McCain and others wouldn't feel so confident about grilling Hagel on a marginal point like the "surge" strategy. Even by their reading of it as being an indisputab...

This Is Big Green: January 2013 Big Green shares the agony of the morning after with another installment of Ned Trek, space travel's only talking horse, plus three Big Green songs and some assorted groaning. Cheers. This is Big Green - Hangover Edition 2013. Features: 1) Song: Volcano Man, by Big Green; 2) Ned Trek VI: The further adventures of Romney's talking horse; 3) Song: Johnny's Gun (demo version), by Big Green; 4) Put the phone down: Our sucky science fiction future, and other topics; 5) Song: Oh, Larry, by Big Green; 6) Turn it down, the radio; 7) Talk of language; 8) Ignominious implosion. Go To Download Page >