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Hello, spaceman.

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Are you ready to rumble ? Not yet? Okay then. Just asking. Don't get upset, now. Put that down. I said PUT THAT DOWN! Do it or someone's going to get hurt. No. NO. NOOOOOOOO!!! Ahem. Well, we won't post any more of that exchange, as it may be upsetting to young children. (This is a FAMILY blog, friends. Fuck yes.) Welcome back to the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill, where band members are listless, robots are corroding, and plant creatures are setting down new roots as we speak. (The man-sized tuber has abandoned his terrarium for a patch of ground in the courtyard. Seems he's getting in touch with his inner gingko tree.) Yes, your friends and colleagues in Big Green have taken refuge in the same safe harbor, seeking shelter from the storm beneath the same perforated roof that has offered us a modicum of protection over the past seven years. No, it hasn't fallen in yet. And we have hopes that that will never, ever happen. (Well.... "never, ever" is a very l

Smell of success.

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Well, it didn't take long for the latest Iraq fantasy to start falling apart. The so-called "Anbar Awakening", trumpeted by General David Petraeus as such an amazing success, is every bit the fraud you might have expected by this point. It took some intrepid reporting by people like Big Noise Films (featured on Amy Goodman's Democracy Now! ) to get a closer look at what is actually happening in that unhappy province, and it isn't pretty. But then, ethnic cleansing never is. It seems some of the enlightened tribal leaders with whom we are now "allied" led an effort to drive more than 14,000 Shi'ite families out of Anbar and into some pretty miserable looking shantytowns on the outskirts of Baghdad - maybe 130,000 people in all expelled from their homes by the very people we're glad-handing. Did our people know of this? A little hard to imagine they didn't, since in one of the communities featured in the Big Noise report, the U.S. military grou