Hammer Mill Days

I think I left my guitar plugged in. I've been hearing that buzzing all night freaking long. What's that? It's the orgone generating device? Jesus on a bike ... that thing again? Hey howdy. Welcome back to the hammer mill. Who won the Lincoln contest? Still up in the air. My bets are on Anti-Lincoln, but that's just a hunch. He does have an ace in the hole - namely, Trevor James Constable's orgone generating device, the monstrosity of modern engineering that brought him here from the past in the first place. Anti-Lincoln seems to think that by stepping into that thing and turning it up to eleven, he'll get the full Daniel Day Lewis treatment. Never can tell what' going to happen with mad science technology. Just ask Mitch Macaphee - he invented Marvin (my personal robot assistant) after all. Anyway, anti-Lincoln must have dialed the wrong settings into that orgone generating device because it split him into two equal parts: Jerry Lewis and Doris Day. Cl

A little more than a week after the election, and McCain is at it again. God, I wish he would stick to making frozen sweet potato french fries! (That's not him? My bad.) He is vowing to get to the bottom of this ... my word ... bigger than average scandal surrounding the attack on the Benghazi consulate and the killing of ambassador Chris Stevens and his security detail. The Senator is so determined that he held a press conference while the committee he chairs was receiving testimony from the CIA in closed session. That's right ... he skipped the session where details of the attack were being disclosed to complain that the administration has refused to disclose details of the attack. Seemingly freakish and perhaps the product of a superannuated brain, McCain is simply clinging to the mast of the ship he's been commanding since his arrival in the Senate. The Benghazi controversy was cooked up during the campaign to try to drive a wedge into Obama's national security ad