Making noises.
What was that sound I heard, coming from down below? Some kind of tectonic activity? A passing subway car? Or could it be..... a tuber in distress? Tubey and Marvin (my personal robot assistant) are still exploring the inner bowels of the Oit. I would post images they've sent via their cell phones, but you would hardly believe your own eyes if you saw them. Crikey, there's a lot going on down there - much more than when we did that Jules Verne-like tour to the center of the Earth a few years ago. Amazing... but then, there's a lot of space below us, if you think about it. (Even if you don't think about it. ) So take my word for it. Don't go there. Just don't. It's hot. It's mean. It's just plain dangerous. So, what does this have to do with you? Well, not much. That's the nature of the internets as we know them. A lot of random, stupid detail about people's personal lives of interest to no one other than themselves. We are certainly guilty of...