Hammer Mill Days

What? What time is it? It's too early, tubey. You'll get your Miracle Gro at 9:00 and not before. Christ on a bike. Oh, hi out there. As I'm sure you already know, the morning after Thanksgiving is always a force to be reckoned with. Especially when you have a mansized tuber who has just discovered juicing. (He's trying to win some of his bi-weekly pickup basketball games, but I think even with the Miracle Gro he's reaching.) Morning starts kind of early around here - sometimes before noon, even. (You fellow rock musicians out there better sit down: There is a thing called morning. It's not just another hallucination. That's right ... I'm talking to you , pothead.) Excuse that digression. Hope you had a wonderful, glorious Thanksgiving, full of holiday cheer and/or anticipation (if you spent most of it queueing up in front of Wal-Mart or Best Buy). Perhaps you spent part of your morning watching the bizarre spectacle known as the annual Macy's T...

All-out war has been averted in Gaza. That's a good thing. The bad thing? More than 160 Palestinians were killed over the last week, more than half of them (in excess of 90 individuals) were civilians. Speaking on Public Radio International, Israel's Deputy Foreign Minister Danny Ayalon said that " most of the people hit in Gaza deserved it ". Earlier today, with the cease-fire in place, a Palestinian man was shot along the border of Gaza inside what the IDF terms a "no-go" zone, but also in an area transited by Palestinian farmers on the way to their fields. This is not an unusual occurrence and is probably only being reported in the U.S. because of the conflict/cease fire story. This happens all the freaking time. You don't have to be a cynic to believe that Netanyahu wanted this flare-up, with elections just weeks away. He is following in a long tradition of Israeli political leaders who know that the iron fist earns votes. Already he has reconfigur...