Ned Trek 31: It's a Profitable Life - Our parody of "It's a Wonderful Life" as played by your favorite Ned Trek characters: Captain Willard Mittilius Romney in the James Stewart role; Peter Lorre as the angel- (or, rather, devil- )in-training (Gladston Goodstein); Paul Ryan sitting in for the main character's younger brother; Bernie Sanders as the bank examiner who ends up running the bank as a worker-owned enterprise, and so on. It even features Thomas Malthus, the 18th-19th Century political economist, as the boss fallen angel. An hour of cheap laughs and satirical tirades fit for no man.
Ned Trek 31 also includes 5 new Big Green songs:
- You Can't Do Anything - Straight rock number sung by Sulu that asks the question, "Are you having fun?" then talks about fascists on the couch at Christmas. What more can you ask?
- You Asked Me How - A 6/8, fifties-sounding song sung by Ned himself. Hear me, Android!
- Fountainhead - Another rock number, sung in the "voice" of Ayn Rand acolyte Paul Ryan, about his favorite subject .... him, and his bankrupt philosophy.
- Christmas Without You - Doc Coburn song. If you listen carefully, you can hear a bad imitation of his colleague, Dr. John, in the background vocals.
- Christmas Pearls - A jaunty little Christmas Carol sung by Mr. Perle, in which he makes the case for his return as a top White House advisor on foreign policy, defense, and getting us into endless (but highly profitable) wars. In other words, a different version of the same song he always sings on Ned Trek.
So, hey ... Happy Holidays. Belated.