Cheap ride.
Well, I guess THAT didn't work. Spectacular failure, old man. What's next on the agenda? Setting toast on fire? Turning gold into lead? Some other feat of science?
Oh, hello. If you detect some sarcasm in my voice, it's no accident. I'm merely ripping on Mitch Macaphee, our mad science advisor, whose latest experiment/get weird quick scheme was an abysmal failure. Sometimes I think old Mitch is losing his touch. Sometimes I think we of Big Green should be looking around for another mad science advisor. Not to replace Mitch, you understand, but rather to keep him company in his dotage. Maybe that would give him someone to talk to about how his time travel experiment was about as amazing as someone hiding in a closet for half an hour. No, Mitch - I'm not kidding... it was just that bad. I've seen grade school magic tricks that put that to shame, man.
All right, maybe I'm being a bit too hard on the guy. Frankly, I'm a little miffed at him over anoth...