Hammer Mill Days

What is this? An oth er one? And wait... there's one more! Can't you see it there, behind the gaseous cloud formation? Oh, right... that's sFshzenKlyrn . Step aside, will you? I'm trying to make a point here... Ah, yes... the blogosphere. Nearly forgot. Sorry, friends. I've taken to having Marvin (my personal robot assistant) take dictation on this page, so very often he'll pick up stuff I don't actually want him to transcribe. Sometimes he starts a little early and some times he just fails to exercise common sense. Okay, like now , Marvin. Stop typing for a moment... I've got to use the can. I said stop. Did you type that? Stop, damnit! STOP! Oh, Jesus... never mind. I'll just continue - it's simpler, really. Anyway... I suppose I should explain. I was just commenting to my colleagues on the hitherto undiscovered planet around star 55 Cancri in the constellation Cancer. Damn, just wait until we get news of this back to planet Earth! People in t...

Our great ally in the "global war on terror" and Cheney's favorite military dictator Pervez Musharraf declared emergency rule last week, just ahead of a ruling by his nation's supreme court on whether or not he could remain both president and army chief at the same time. (Hey... he's multi-tasking. What's wrong with that?) Before they could rule against him (as they were expected to do), he dissolved the court and appointed puppet justices in their stead. Case dismissed! Or rather, Court dismissed! Musharraf's placing his political opponents in fetid jails (or under house arrest for those of a more lofty social rank) and general (no pun intended) heavy-handedness sufficiently embarrassed the Bush administration (to the extent that it is capable of being embarrassed) into pressing for Pakistani elections and a call for Musharraf to "take off his uniform," in Dubya's words. Sure, it took a few days for them to react, but then it always takes a...