Cold porridge.
No, we're not having porridge this evening, cold or otherwise. That was Marvin (my personal robot) typing the title for me as he does most weeks. Explains a lot. What's happening around this place? Usual kind of stuff. We're preparing for the warm weather, which typically comes around this time in the northern hemisphere (for those of you browsing in from Madagascar). That's kind of an involved process. We have to put out the fire we started in the basement last November. No, we don't have a furnace - that's for bourgeois rock bands and... what do they call them? .... symphony orchestras. Hell, no - no furnace for Big Green. We just bust up a bunch of old furniture, baskets, hammer stocks (of which there are many lying around the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill), and other combustibles, chuck 'em down the basement stairs, light 'em up, and keep it going until March. Okay, so... first step, put out the fire. Second, open a few windows. I don't know how m...