Me, me, me.
When I was a kid, my parents took me on a trip across this great country of ours. We took in all the national parks, all the dude ranches, all the hamburger joints, all the breakfast cereals, and it was great. The best way I can share it with you is by singing this song. I want you to all sing along with me. "There's a yellow rose in Texas ... that I am BOUND TO SEE....!!!" Whoa, hey... didn't know anyone was reading this here blog. I was just practicing in my spare time. What am I practicing? Thought you might ask. Just in case I find myself running for president in sixty or seventy years, I thought I might need a little background on how to warm up a crowd at a retirement center. Now I know just how to do it, sort of. Anywho... we've all got to keep ourselves occupied, what with Big Green up on blocks like a 1976 Chevy Monza that needs a ring job. We've been blowing oil for about 5,000 miles now, folks. Time for a tune up. [METAPHOR OVER.] Right, so ... wha...