Tall tales.
Gather 'round the fire, folks. Everybody got their hot chocolate? Not too, hot, right? Make yourselves comfortable. Got some serious yuletide bloviating to do. As I mentioned last week, all of our little elves have been laboring under harsh working conditions in the basement of the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill, hammering together the disjointed fragments of Big Green's Christmas Podcast . A thankless job, to be sure, but somebody has to do it (at a substandard wage). Next year maybe we outsource to Sri Lanka in honor of Mitt Romney's eventual nomination. Or not. Anyway.... Christmas... It occurs to me, listening to our holiday audio extravaganza, that our explanations of the songs included in the podcast are, shall we say, somewhat wanting. So what the hell... I'm going to give you the low-down on all of them, just so that you can be a more informed listener. That's how we roll over here at Big Green - full disclosure at all times. Why, you may ask? Well... I'...