Tune it.
Turn the first little knob on the top. Yes, that one. Turn it. A little more. More. Right, now back it off a little. Good... now the next one - turn it clockwise. I said CLOCKWISE! What do you mean you're from the land down under? What's THAT got to do with ANYTHING? Ho, man. Just getting ready for BIG GREEN'S [INSERT NAME HERE] INTERSTELLAR TOUR 2011, and as you can see, Marvin (my personal robot assistant) will be the guitar tech again this time out. Thought it might be wise to go over the basics, just one more time, before we really need his help. No, he can't tune a six-string guitar all by himself. He needs someone to hold the fat end while he turns the tuners - but that's not the main drawback. You see, Marvin is made of bits left over from other experiments, in essence, including machine parts from Mitch Macaphee's shop - air powered tools, drills, vise-grips, sanders, and the like. Sometimes when you ask him to do an open tuning on the Martin, he turns t...