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Move that comma a few words to the left. Okay. Now how about a stroke around that casaba melon? Don't think so? Why not? Hate melons... good reason. T'hell with it. Oh, right... this is being recorded for posterity (or some approximation thereof). Hello, everyone. Glad you could stop by. Just lending a little guidance here - nothing pressing. We're in the process of creating a CD cover ( CD ? What's a CD , mommy?) for our new album and, well, it's a slow, painstaking process... particularly when you don't have certain basic conveniences, like... a designer, for instance. Now that would come in handy. As much as I'm against outsourcing, we did attempt to put this particular job in the hands of some extremely cheap, non-union surrogates in the subcontinent. Or so we supposed. (In the age of the Internet, who truly knows where anyone is? Why, I could be right here . Or over.... here ! Or maybe even...... here !) Confused? Yes, so am I. Let me see if I can ...