What's going on.
Is that what busy looks like? Shut the front door! I had no idea it looked like that. Sakes alive. Well, once again, you are encountering me in the midst of some level of astonishment. Seems like I spend half of my life sore amazed and the other half just plain sore. (I am definitely in the sore second half.) Anyway, never mind my poor self control - these are indeed heady days here at the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill in now waterlogged upstate New York. There's so much shit hitting this fan, it's hard to see your face through the fertilizer. Or something. Here's what we've got on the burner: lunch. Marvin (my personal robot assistant) is heating up a can of soup. He doesn't seem to understand that you need to TAKE THE SOUP OUT OF THE CAN BEFORE YOU PUT IT IN THE FIRE. (I'm hopeful that, if I raise my voice, he will begin to understand.) So if we hear a 'splosion just before noon local time, we will likely know why. Soup in a can, friends. Keep it cool. ...