Cold comfort star.
Oh, Jesus ... turn that thing up, Mitch. I'm just starting to get the feeling back into my fingers. No, I don't want to burn them off, but geez ... there has to be a happy medium in there somewhere. Well, hello, friends of Big Green. Time for another dispatch from our Ned Trek Live Springtime Extravaganza Tour 2019 , an interstellar romp across the indie club circuit from Neptune to ... well ... Epsilon Indie. Except we may not make it quite that far, given the limitations of our transport. Mitch Macaphee's used saucer lot vehicle has very little living space and can't carry a lot of fuel, so we're doing short hops across the void of interstellar space, hoping to bring some down-home joy to the lonely denizens of the forgotten worlds scattered across our modest galactic neighborhood. We take turns watching the planets pass by through the one viewport our ship affords. This is plain clothes, my friends ... nothing but the best. Our gig on Barnard's Star b (th...