How to make an album.
Hey, Lincoln... you seen my water jug? Didn't think so. How about anti-Lincoln? Drank it? What the hell... how thirsty is that guy, anyway? Hiya, folks. Big Green here. Just working our way through tour preparations; pulling together all our gear and provisions, packing them onto the space elevator, and writing our wills (not a lot of confidence in the space elevator, frankly). Have we started the countdown yet? Nah. Getting close, though. I'm guessing we'll probably hit the starry trail around September 30 or so, just as we're scheduled to release our new album, International House - 16 tracks of pure Big Green pleasure, just in case you're interested. Anyways... our CD release party will be held in the star system of Aldebaran. Not that we want to diss our terrestrial listeners - we just got to go where the money is, friends. And that money.... is in outer space. (At least that's what our corporate uber-label Loathsome Prick has assured us.) You heard it h...