What next?
Okay, it goes like this. Boom.... crack .... boom-boom crack .... Boom.... crack .... boom-boom... crack ... crack! Got that? What.... you need to hear it again? What the hell am I, a beat box? Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be band leaders! Not that this band has any leaders, per se - we kind of pass the talking stick around, and who ever happens to be holding it has the floor. (In truth, we don't really have a stick here in Big Green . We just take turns in non-stick holding ways.) However you cut it, it's hard to make music in this abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill environment, particularly with patience running thin in the midst of such a serious economic downturn. Oh yes, my friends - it affects us, as well. Big Green is not immune, no sir. We put our pants on one leg at a time, just like everybody else. Except the man-sized tuber, who doesn't have legs. Or Marvin (my personal robot assistant), who doesn't wear pants. (He's made of metal, you see.) O...