Bringing it back home.
What do you mean the broken-down car has broken down? How much more of a heap could it possibly be? Okay, okay ... we'll call the hook. No, not CAPTAIN Hook. Unless he's opened a towing business in his dotage. Seems unlikely. Well, as you can see, the bottom is falling out of Big Green, economically speaking. Nothing new, right? As a class, musicians tend to be monetarily challenged, let's say. Doing music for a living is tantamount to perpetual unemployment, interrupted by occasional contract work. And when you're a plainclothes band, the gig money sucks. Usually you get a percentage of the door. If you're more well known, they might give you the WHOLE door. And if you draw a good crowd, they might even throw in a window as well. Now, when you play mostly original music, like we do, that's an even bigger problem. Nobody knows the songs, for one thing ... when you're not famous, that is. Even worse, the audience starts requesting songs by the Scorps, or ...