Hammer Mill Days

Are you sure that happened in 2007? I'm pretty sure it was in 2006, but if you say so, I guess I'm wrong. The years all fold into one another, don't they? I was just saying that last year, and ... well ... there you have it, Oh, hi. Just playing a little game of total recall here with Marvin (my personal robot assistant). Now, of course, he can't say much aside from a few metallic squeaking sounds, but he can give me tickertape readouts like any good electronic brain from the middle of the last century. We're trying to recall when our first subterranean tour happened. Hell, I don't know why I don't just look at our old blog pages instead of relying on Marvin's Commodore-era processor. (Except that when I wrote those blog posts back in the day, it was on a computer almost as primitive as him.) I suppose more than a few of you have noticed that we don't do a lot of tours anymore. Maybe the occasional day trip to a distant asteroid once in a blue m...

[Blogger's Note: The shutdown ended a day after I wrote this. I'm posting it anyway because we're likely to take this circus ride again sometime soon ... and because I'm too damn lazy to write another post.] There's little light I can shed on the ridiculously long Trump government shutdown that hasn't already been tossed around on the corporate media over the past 30-odd days (and they have been very odd indeed). I've got a handful of things to say about it, and here they are. This is an asymmetric battle. For the most part, the stuff being shut down is stuff the Republicans despise anyway and don't mind seeing derailed or dismantled. This is just another avenue to the same ends they've been working towards since they came to power. They have nothing but contempt for government workers. They want to slash food stamps. They hate regulations and are glad to let corporate America run wild without even the nominal constraints that government impos...