Turn it on, the radio.
No, no, Lincoln. You need to pull harder on the string. Hold it up, like this... see? That's right. That's... wrong! The storm cloud is to the east, man, to the east! Hoo, man... You got me at a bad time. Just here with the Big Green posse on this bizarro version of the planet Earth - one on which different historical periods co-exist like folks at a multicultural retreat. Our traveling companion, Abe Lincoln (or is it anti-Lincoln? They both tagged along and I'm having trouble telling them apart), is trying to work out how to fly a kite. He got the idea from fellow prominent historical figure Benjamin Franklin, who arrived on board the Lusitania to participate in a little recreational kite-play here on the boardwalk in Atlantic City. I'm encouraging Lincoln to take in a little slack on that kite line, and he's just not getting it. Ben Franklin has offered a few helpful tips, but he keeps getting distracted by his Blackberry. (Guy just can't put it down, for ch...