Lunar new year.
Hey, what the...? Did I sign off on that? Are you sure? Well, I guess you would know better than I. Wouldn't you? RRRrrrrr.... Face it, we've got bad quality control here at the Cheney Hammer Mill. Was a time that not a single hammer went out of here with unsightly flashing or a splinter out of place in their ironwood handles. Not so with Big Green, it pains me to say. We are not perfect - ADMIT IT TO YOURSELF. It's just because we've got irons in so many fires. Too many spoons in the stew. Eleven toes on each foot. I don't know - you pick the metaphor. I've got work to do. Nah, see... Marvin (my personal robot assistant) posted our March episode of THIS IS BIG GREEN, our podcast, before I had had a chance to listen to it. We could be saying ANYTHING, for chrissake. If we had reputations or integrity, we could lose either (or both). There are some advantages to general slovenliness and moral degeneration, but I've only just thought of one of them, so.... th...