Hammer Mill Days

It's the dog days, or at least we think it is. So where are the freaking dogs, then? Somewhere a dog is barking. Well, dogs or no, it's hot as hell out there, so it's probably a good day to lurk in the shadows of the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill and rifle through the archives of the last 30 years of Big Green history. Fortunately, I have Marvin (my personal robot assistant) on hand to help me with the heavy lifting. Yes, he can lift very heavy things. (It's the putting them down part that he's not so good at.) There's a safe in the attic, but I think we'll stick to the file cabinets and banker boxes in the main hammer assembly room. Got a few old tapes, obviously ... more than a few. When we started out as a band, we recorded on wire ... I mean, tape . (We couldn't afford wire.) Our first reel-to-reel was a broken down SONY machine that my dad bought used at some point. We recorded a few songs on old, thrice recorded tapes, though I couldn't tell...

Trump's health care repeal and replace failed this week and of course he blamed it on everyone but himself. Then he turned around and told the New York Times that his horrible attorney general's decision to recuse himself was "unfair to the president". Wednesday night, Rachel Maddow was pondering how what Sessions did might be termed "unfair", apparently forgetting that our president has the mind and emotions of a five year old, so everything that doesn't go entirely his way seems to him to be totally unfair. That's why we're spending millions of dollars on a commission to hunt down evidence of non-existent massive voter impersonation by immigrants - at least non-existent in the world we all inhabit, if not in Trump's tiny mind. So we're doing it because his loss of the popular vote was "so unfair". (Next the Pentagon will be tasked with hunting down his dream goblins.) It's not just pure childishness, of course. When Tru...