Hammer Mill Days

Okay, so the strings have been changed. Congratulations. Only trouble is, there's four strings, not six. What is this freaking thing, a banjo? No banjos in my house! Well .... maybe one, but that's it! Wow, I guess you caught me laying down the law with Marvin (my personal robot assistant), who has been standing in for my guitar technician over the last week or so. Not a role he was born to play, that's for sure. His rudimentarily prehensile claws can barely hold on to a guitar let alone change a set of strings. I think this time around, he quit the task at four strings just because it's so damned impossible. (I gave him Mission Impossible.) Why would I ask Marvin to change my guitar strings? Well, he should stretch a bit beyond his comfort zone, you know? He's got to make something of himself one day, and with all of the automation happening throughout our global economy, I'd say he'll have plenty of opportunities. If that sounds odd coming out of a con...

Sometime in the coming days, the North and South Korean Winter Olympic Teams will march together under a unified flag, and the Women's Hockey Teams will play on the same side. And it looks like it's happening, now that the International Olympic Committee has said it's okay. Think about that statement for a moment - did they really need to deliberate on this? It's just a freaking game, people. If it provides a means of reducing tensions, why would your cheesy rulebook ever stand in the way? Score one for President Moon Jae-in, over the objections of his country's hardliners and, of course, the United States. Think it strange that the U.S. would be against a lessening of tension? Well, it's not just a Trump thing. There's a deep imperial institutional bias against ending that conflict, and it manifests itself in a host of different ways. Just Wednesday of this week I saw an NBC story about the North Korean woman who allegedly blew up a South Korean airliner;...