Practice makes ... practice.
One.... two.... One-two-three-four! *SMASH * Wait, hold it. Tubey, you okay? Was that your last planter? Christmas. We've got to go to the garden store, damn it. Oh, hiya. Geezus, you'd think being idle and ensconced in an abandoned hammer mill would offer endless opportunities to rehearse, jam, arrange, etc. Seems like every time we try to do it, something comes up. For instance, this week I've got custody of the mansized tuber. (Matt had him last week. Hey - that's the terms of the adoption agreement, what do you want from me?) I guess I never realized what a handful he can be. He's at a difficult age for tubers; you know, that time when they either become a full-fledged plant or get mashed up into some kind of traditional dish. I have to think that, for tubey, it's going to be the former outcome, but he doesn't seem convinced. Now he jumps at every noise. And as you might expect, rehearsal generates a lot of noises. Okay, so when he jerks to one side at t...