Hammer Mill Days

Frank, dropped it again. Gosh darn the blankety-heck. What the bacon-and-eggs is the matter with this motor-trucking washing machine? Cheese and crackers! Oh, yeah... it's that time of the week again. Time for all of you out there in cyberspace to peek inside the mad vortex of Big Green's life here at the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill. Sorry about all of that salty language a moment ago. Our clothes washing device (enormously handy invention) is no longer operating properly, causing frustration, even something akin to anger and resentment. Strange, we humans. I do hope my outburst didn't cause you any consternation. If needed, counseling is available on Big Green's counseling page. Okay, so... as you can see, I have been remanded to sensitivity training. I'm having to edit my language (What the frank! Who in hades do these rubber chuckers think they are?) and regularly evince concern over the effect my words and actions may be having on those who experience them....

There isn't much I can say about the presidential race except ... it's going to happen, and there's nothing we can do to stop it. Much has been said about the general lack of enthusiasm about both major candidates. It seems we Americans always find ourselves in this situation. Certainly, we focus too much on famous people (i.e. politicians) and not enough on what is really important (i.e. politics). I supported Obama in 2008, but not because I loved him. Rather, it was because McCain would have been an unmitigated disaster - a point he has proven every time he's opened his mouth over the last three years. With respect to the presidency, voting is a zero-sum game. If you lose, the other wins. And the other, my friends, gets worse every time around. In all honesty, the Republican party is more virulent and destructive every time they return to power. It's hard to imagine an administration more regressive and destructive than that of George W. Bush, but judging by Ro...