Hammer Mill Days

Captain's log, star date May 17, 2019 ... which just happens to be the same as today's "Earth" date. Strange that those two calendars would coincide on this of all days! But no matter. Yes, Big Green is currently en route to Barnard's star, coming off a successful string of performances on Neptune (5/12) and on the third planetoid in the Proxima system (5/15). Tickets were pretty hard to get, so if you're reading this you probably didn't see either of those shows. Our performances were live-streamed, but given the vast distances from Earth, the stream won't get to terrestrial devices until sometime in late 2027. (That's what passes for "live" on an interstellar tour.) So ... the Ned Trek Live Springtime Extravaganza Tour 2019 is off to a barn burner of a start, at least according to our publicist. Frankly, between the two of us, I consider any Neptune show I can walk away from a success. When your audience is submerged in a lake of f...

As I write this, we are witnessing a shameful pissing match between the state legislators and governors of Republican-dominated states to see which group of Christian Taliban can pass the most restrictive abortion ban in the nation and spawn the lawsuit that will result in the reversal of Roe v. Wade. Ohio and Georgia were taking the lead last week, the latter passing a "fetal heartbeat" bill that would make the procedure a felony after six weeks, no exceptions other than saving the life of the mother. (The bill was signed by Georgia's illegitimate governor, Brian Kemp.) Not to be outdone, Alabama this week sent to its Nazi governor (Kay Ivey) a very near to total, outright abortion ban, again, criminalizing the procedure. Texas, not surprisingly, is working on making abortion a capital crime. Probably the only good thing that can be said about this orgy of ignorance is that we don't have to listen to these right-wing boneheads claim disingenuously that they care a...