Grappling with hooks.
Hmmm. I like that one you had the other night. How did it go? Strum through that number once again, will you? There's a good chap. Ensconced once again within the crumbling walls of the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill, I can report that we of Big Green are back to doing what we do best: inventing snacks out of items collected from the goodwill box. If it weren't for all this music stuff we might be good at it by now. Oh, the burden of servings such a demanding muse! Nothing is good enough, nothing! We work our fingers to the bone - nay, to the marrow - hammering out songs in the clammy basement of this condemned factory, then tossing them skyward... only to see them knocked back in anger. "Send me hooks!" demands the disembodied voice. "We are not amused!" It appears that somewhere in the metaphysical accounting department some faceless paper-pusher assigned us a pop music muse. Let's get one thing clear - we do not make pop music. We make crackle music ...