Backyardvarks.
Did you bring a blanket? No? Nah, neither did I. Never think of these things when you're in a hurry. Fortunately, it's the middle of the summer, and it's freaking eighty degrees. So ... eff the blanket. Yeah, I'm sure you expected this. We met our ornery neighbors upstairs in virtual battle - a war of words, let's say - and they prevailed ... because they're just bone mean. So we have been temporarily expelled from our beloved abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill and have taken up provisional residence in the mill's backyard. Humiliating, yes, but it's not the worst kind of humiliation we've had to endure. Nothing near as bad as what we experienced on Neptune some years back, nor the depredations of Hegemonic Records and Worm Farm, Inc., our erstwhile corporate record label. Still ... not good. Hey, we're pushovers - what can I tell you? When neighbors say jump, we jump. When they say run, we jump, mostly because we're not real good at running. O...