Hammer Mill Days

Okay, who's going to Betelgeuse for the advance mission? Let's see a show of hands. I meant now, boys, right now. Is that it? Nearly one hand. Call it none. Man oh Manischewitz, do I have to do everything myself? (No, I wasn't asking for a show of hands on THAT.) All I ask is a little cooperation on a deadly dangerous deep-space excursion, and I get nothing. Bunch of layabouts. Looks like I'll have to do it myself - just me and Marvin (my personal robot assistant). Yeah, I mean you, Marvin. I know you didn't put your hand up. What part of "my personal robot assistant" do you not understand, eh? Sheesh. I'm going to have to ask Mitch to program some obedience into that boy.... when he gets back from Mad Science-a-ganza in Sao Paolo. (Doesn't sound hugely scientific to me, but.... my studies were in the humanities.) Yeah, you see, Tiny Montgomery (our sometimes booking agent) has arranged a performance in the Betelgeuse system as part of Big Green...

Okay, let's get one thing out of the way at the start: very few people enjoy paying taxes. To that I can only add my own personal observation that the people who seem to complain the loudest about taxes are the ones who can most afford to pay them. They have an excellent means of making their complaints heard, too - it's called the Republican Party. In fact, in service to those who would pay not a single dime more than the historic low rates they're paying today, the G.O.P. is creating a default crisis out of whole cloth by linking the authorization of additional borrowing to the conclusion of a draconian budget agreement that will gut the essential social programs they have always sought to defund, privatize, etc. The two things, of course, have nothing to do with one another in the real world. Raising the debt ceiling is merely addressing financial commitments that have already been agreed upon. It is something the Republicans have gladly passed many times before under th...