No, I can't hang upside down. Not for three hours, for chrissake... from a helicopter. Why don't you just turn the camera upside down? Never thought of THAT, did you? (You did... ?) Oh, hi. Just walked in on another acrimonious production meeting here at the Cheney Hammer Mill. We keep a tight production schedule around here, let me tell you, averaging as many as one music video a year (sometimes more). Yes, breakneck speed rivaling our audio production schedule. Punishing! Matt is our director, though he sometimes puts Mitch Macaphee in charge of the second unit. Video production does not come naturally to our mad science advisor, I'm the first to say. He tends to confuse special effects with reality. (I can't quite bring myself to ask him how he faked that exploding building in our last video.... too afraid of the truth.) Okay, so... we're releasing a single. A goofy little number called "One Small Step". All I can say about it is that it attempts to ex...