Next stop: who knows?
Interstellar Tour Log: February 19, 2014 An unnamed rock garden in deep space, somewhere east of Jupiter Well, once again, we were sold a bill of goods. I think we've got some canned peas in there, maybe a little hard tack, some burlap sacking material (in case we have sack races), a jar of peppermints for the children, and an oil lamp. Who knew there was a general store on Ceres? Aside from that, though, we were given bad advice. That Mr. Nerim character wasn't telling us the truth at all. Apparently, hydrofracking is not utterly harmless. My evidence? Ceres, the alpha asteroid - the big brass buckle in the asteroid belt - is now a little smaller than it was when we arrived. Fact is, part of the asteroid was blown to bits and hurled into deep space. And as luck would have it, it was the part that we were camping out on. So when old Nerim pushed the plunger on his cartoon-TNT detonator rig, it sent that side of Ceres (and our sorry asses) on a journey of undetermined le...