Sickening.
Interstellar Tour Log: March 18, 2014 Planet #74 in NASA list. Near Aldebaran. Yes, Big Green is still out here, on our massive Interstellar Tour in support of Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick , still picking our way through the dross of NASA's list of 715 planets yet to be explored, blah blah blah. Not the best time to leave your mad science adviser back on Earth. I sure hope Mitch Macaphee is enjoying his time on the beaches of Madagascar or wherever that mad science conference is being held. Frankly, we could use his help. The fact that most of these strange worlds have been featured in American movies and television shows from the 1950s and 60s is little help when you're trying to determine the precise composition (and toxicity level) of a greenish atmosphere. Sure, you can have that kind of trouble back home, in South Carolina or West Virginia ... but at least down there you have your pick of mad scientists. Up here, we've got Marvin (my personal robot assist...