Write the colonel.
Hey... did you hear that? Those footsteps outside... the creak of a rusty metal door... the grating sound of a mailbox flag being lifted tentatively upright. That can only mean one thing - mail's in! What's that you say, Marvin (my personal robot assistant)? No mail ? *sigh* No one writes the colonel. Oh, well.... Marvin, check the Web mail. There are always good tidings in there... Ah, now that's better. Let's just open the old digital mail bag and see what we've got here. Hmmmmm.... this looks like a good one. From a fellow named "Jordon Lex"... Paris Hilton presentation! This photo is stunning! Only 1 day trial - get this Stunning presentation now! Jordon Lex, Pornville, Texas Well, thanks for writing, "Lex". And thanks for the generous offer. Of course, I'm a little slow at answering my Web mail, so the 1-day trial is most certainly past. Very regrettable. Still, we'll keep the Hilton in mind next time we're in Paris. Though I sho...