Hammer Mill Days

Okay, here's a good name for a band (I know it's good because someone's using it): Teenage Brain. Here's another: The Canabinoids. Well, there's my day's work. Man, I'm exhausted! Yes, I'm sure there are some of you out there - and you know who you are - who think that we of Big Green sit around our abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill all day and do next to nothing. The fact is, nothing could be further from the truth. We work our fingers to the bone every day, trying to think of stupid shit to say the next time someone interviews us, which could be any minute (though in actuality, it hasn't happened in about two decades). We set a very high standard for stupidity; not talking garden variety here. Our comments are expected to be wildly off the mark, not just a little strange. And there are other things occupying our time, such as the January podcast ... which is now certain to be the February podcast. All I can say is, mea culpa . (That's all the La

Okay, I promised domestic policy this week, but I'm going to have to go back on that for a paragraph or two. It's the product of swallowing so much crap news over the course of the week. Just a few minutes of Latin America coverage by NPR is enough to make me want to pull my own head off. So I just want to dwell on that topic for a few minutes ... don't mind me. Obama's shift on Cuba is instructive in a lot of ways. For one, it is wildly popular, with something like 60% of the country in support. That has been reflected in polls for quite a long time. Second, it does help to lay bare the true nature of the relationship. Just listening to our diplomats lecture Cuba on human rights issues is enough irony to last a decade in and of itself. For chrissake, we can't even claim to hold to a high standard on human rights even within the confines of Cuba itself! Raul Castro has said that reestablishing normal relations would require our return of Guantanamo Bay - the onl