Magnetists.
Right, so there ARE gravitational waves after all, disturbing the peace of the space-time continuum. Uh ... I knew that. No news to me. Next question? See, here's the advantage of having a mad science adviser. (Every band should have at least one. Wilco, I believe, retains an entire gaggle of them.) Just casual hallway conversations yield amazing benefits. Turns out there are planets with negative gravity. True story. In fact, our mad science adviser Mitch Macaphee claims that he was born on one. The negative gravity of his home planet was so strong that it immediately shot him like a cannon ball straight to Earth. Fortunately, he was wearing a heat shield poncho at the time (his first invention, innovated straight out of his mother's womb). Mitch has an idea about how to manipulate gravity waves for casual amusement - kind of like playing with a galactic yo-yo. Only now he's back in one of his funks, with the announcement of the gravity wave discovery by prominent phy...