Small step.


No, I can't hang upside down. Not for three hours, for chrissake... from a helicopter. Why don't you just turn the camera upside down? Never thought of THAT, did you? (You did... ?)

Oh, hi. Just walked in on another acrimonious production meeting here at the Cheney Hammer Mill. We keep a tight production schedule around here, let me tell you, averaging as many as one music video a year (sometimes more). Yes, breakneck speed rivaling our audio production schedule. Punishing! Matt is our director, though he sometimes puts Mitch Macaphee in charge of the second unit. Video production does not come naturally to our mad science advisor, I'm the first to say. He tends to confuse special effects with reality. (I can't quite bring myself to ask him how he faked that exploding building in our last video.... too afraid of the truth.)

Okay, so... we're releasing a single. A goofy little number called "One Small Step". All I can say about it is that it attempts to explain the unexplainable, namely the moon landing, Armstrong's flubbed first words from the cratered surface of Luna, and the severe mental and metaphysical consequences of that flubbing. The video? Well.... it features cameos by two ex presidents (both deceased) - one puts in a screaming sax solo. It features spectacular (or spectacularly dumb) depictions of interplanetary travel. And... well, what else can I say but watch it and judge for yourself.

"One Small Step" is one of those songs that has been sitting around for a time, waiting to be finished, begging to be released. They're like errant children, you know? You make them, they start to grow, and next thing you know - before they even think about striking out on their own - they're giving you a massive pain in the ass. "One Small Step" hung around for a while; we redid it, remixed it, changed it up.... then just threw our hands in the air. It was never going to be a doctor, a lawyer, or even a tailor or dry cleaner. So it's just a song; Matt gave it a fittingly bizarre video, and the rest is history. (Or will be history, once it's past.)

Here's hoping you enjoy this modest little number. Now if you'll excuse me, my helicopter awaits.

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