Debatable.
I didn't watch the whole cattle-call Republican presidential debate, but I have seen and heard some extended excerpts. So without too much fanfare, here are some random thoughts from a worker bee whose hive is quite a bit smaller than Mitt Romney's son's basement.
Santorum (a.k.a. Mr. Google):
"The reason we're seeing this second dip is because of energy prices, and this president has put a stop sign ... against oil drilling, against any kind of exploration offshore or in Alaska, and that is depressing. We need to drill. We need to create energy jobs, just like we're doing, by the way, in Pennsylvania, where we're drilling 3,000 wells this year for gas, and ... natural gas prices are down as a result."
Not a surprise that he's a big fan of hydrofracking. What he's got wrong is the part about Obama stopping off-shore drilling - That's beyond ludicrous. (God knows, I wish it were true after that BP spill. )
Pawlenty:
"We're proposing to cut taxes, reduce regulation, speed up this pace of government, and to make sure that we have a pro-growth agenda."
First of all, what's this "we" about? Got a mouse in your pocket? Second... cut taxes? Again? So much for fiscal responsibility. These guys have exactly one idea. No, wait - two: Reduce regulation. (See BP, above.) That will "speed up this pace of government" as we approach the cliff.
Guy Smiley (Romney):
"This president has failed. And he's failed at a time when the American people counted on him to create jobs and get the economy growing. And instead of doing that, he delegated the stimulus to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and then he did what he wanted to do: card-check, cap-and-trade, Obamacare, reregulation."
As an expert on outsourcing, one would think he'd get this one right. Actually, Obama outsourced about a third of the stimulus to Romney's party, in the form of tax cuts. That's why it's gone flat in two years. Oh, and... Obama didn't get card check or cap and trade, mostly because he didn't fight for them.
Gingrich:
"The Reagan recovery, which I participated in passing, in seven years created for this current economy the equivalent of 25 million new jobs, raised federal revenue by $800 billion a year in terms of the current economy, and clearly it worked. It's a historic fact."
Nice try, Newt, but as usual your history is full of holes. Reagan ran massive deficits every year, dropped billions on military Keynesianism (a.k.a. stimulus), raised taxes several times, and maintained a high degree of protectionism despite his free trade rhetoric. Are you sure you were awake during the eighties? I sure as hell was. (Didn't sleep a wink with that freak at the helm.)
Bachmann:
"I just want to make an announcement here for you, John, on CNN tonight. I filed today my paperwork to seek the office of the presidency of the United States today. And I'll very soon be making my formal announcement."
I think it's entirely plausible that Bachmann didn't know she was at a presidential debate. She might have thought it was a clambake.
Cain:
"First, the statement was would I be comfortable with a Muslim in my administration.... When I said I wouldn't be comfortable, I was thinking about the ones that are trying to kill us."
Look, godfather - when you're on that stage full of white folks, you don't have to resort to racism simply to compete. There are more dignified ways.
Paul:
"I served five years in the military. I've had a little experience. I've spent a little time over in the Pakistan/Afghanistan area, as well as Iran. But I wouldn't wait for my generals. I'm the commander in chief. I make the decisions. I tell the generals what to do. I'd bring them home as quickly as possible. And I would get them out of Iraq as well. And I wouldn't start a war in Libya. I'd quit bombing Yemen. And I'd quit bombing Pakistan."
Quote of the night. This just makes way too much sense for a Republican debate.
luv u,
jp
Santorum (a.k.a. Mr. Google):
"The reason we're seeing this second dip is because of energy prices, and this president has put a stop sign ... against oil drilling, against any kind of exploration offshore or in Alaska, and that is depressing. We need to drill. We need to create energy jobs, just like we're doing, by the way, in Pennsylvania, where we're drilling 3,000 wells this year for gas, and ... natural gas prices are down as a result."
Not a surprise that he's a big fan of hydrofracking. What he's got wrong is the part about Obama stopping off-shore drilling - That's beyond ludicrous. (God knows, I wish it were true after that BP spill. )
Pawlenty:
"We're proposing to cut taxes, reduce regulation, speed up this pace of government, and to make sure that we have a pro-growth agenda."
First of all, what's this "we" about? Got a mouse in your pocket? Second... cut taxes? Again? So much for fiscal responsibility. These guys have exactly one idea. No, wait - two: Reduce regulation. (See BP, above.) That will "speed up this pace of government" as we approach the cliff.Guy Smiley (Romney):
"This president has failed. And he's failed at a time when the American people counted on him to create jobs and get the economy growing. And instead of doing that, he delegated the stimulus to Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and then he did what he wanted to do: card-check, cap-and-trade, Obamacare, reregulation."
As an expert on outsourcing, one would think he'd get this one right. Actually, Obama outsourced about a third of the stimulus to Romney's party, in the form of tax cuts. That's why it's gone flat in two years. Oh, and... Obama didn't get card check or cap and trade, mostly because he didn't fight for them.
Gingrich:
"The Reagan recovery, which I participated in passing, in seven years created for this current economy the equivalent of 25 million new jobs, raised federal revenue by $800 billion a year in terms of the current economy, and clearly it worked. It's a historic fact."
Nice try, Newt, but as usual your history is full of holes. Reagan ran massive deficits every year, dropped billions on military Keynesianism (a.k.a. stimulus), raised taxes several times, and maintained a high degree of protectionism despite his free trade rhetoric. Are you sure you were awake during the eighties? I sure as hell was. (Didn't sleep a wink with that freak at the helm.)
Bachmann:
"I just want to make an announcement here for you, John, on CNN tonight. I filed today my paperwork to seek the office of the presidency of the United States today. And I'll very soon be making my formal announcement."
I think it's entirely plausible that Bachmann didn't know she was at a presidential debate. She might have thought it was a clambake.
Cain:
"First, the statement was would I be comfortable with a Muslim in my administration.... When I said I wouldn't be comfortable, I was thinking about the ones that are trying to kill us."
Look, godfather - when you're on that stage full of white folks, you don't have to resort to racism simply to compete. There are more dignified ways.
Paul:
"I served five years in the military. I've had a little experience. I've spent a little time over in the Pakistan/Afghanistan area, as well as Iran. But I wouldn't wait for my generals. I'm the commander in chief. I make the decisions. I tell the generals what to do. I'd bring them home as quickly as possible. And I would get them out of Iraq as well. And I wouldn't start a war in Libya. I'd quit bombing Yemen. And I'd quit bombing Pakistan."
Quote of the night. This just makes way too much sense for a Republican debate.
luv u,
jp
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