Pre-launch blues.
Gonna' pump some liquid oxygen... and twirl my sextant dial. I said I'm gonna' pump some liquid oxygen... and twirl my sextant dial. And when I lift you off that launch pad... baby you know you'll ride in style. Oh, yeah!
Yeah, sounds like we need a little more chunkiness in the rhythm section. What? Oh... we have visitors. Hello, blogsters. It's your old pal Bozo. Nothing like a little blues to take your mind of your troubles, eh? And a little country western to put it back on 'em. (Keep talkin' like that, and more than a few Texans'll want to treat me kinda ugly.) Yeah, we're just working our way down to our departure time. What will our interstellar conveyance be? Glad you asked. It's about time someone asked. No one around the Hammer Mill has bothered inquiring. A strange disinterest has taken hold of Big Green and its entourage, apparently. It entered the room like a miasma, pulled up a chair and made itself at home.
Honestly, I don't know how we'll be hopping from planet to planet, star system to star system, on Big Green's [INSERT NAME HERE] Interstellar Tour 2011. Mitch Macaphee was going to arrange a short term lease arrangement of some kind. He knows a guy who knows a guy, apparently. I think the delay comes out of the fact that the guy the guy he knows knows is, in fact, him. (Is there an echo in here? Wouldn't be surprised.) So what the hell, maybe we don't have reliable private transportation from Betelgeuse to Kaztropharius 137b. We can always take a commercial flight. There's always priceline or expedia or whatever the fuck.
I think the reason why Mitch dropped the ball on this is that he's been obsessed with his latest dabbling into time travel techniques. He's got this new one - check this out. It's a means by which people in the past can tunnel into the future and wait until we normal, moment by moment time travelers catch up with them. Mitch made a device about the size of an iPod that anchors you in time, so that as everyone else moves forward with the passing moments, you stay in one moment. (So it it's 4:37p.m. on Tuesday when you hit the button, for you it will remain that time while time ticks on for everybody around you.) Then you hit another switch, and the thing launches you through a wormhole into the not-so-distant future - like an hour from now - where you sit frozen in a single moment and wait for "real time" to catch up with you. Then like a mail bag being snagged by a passing train, you start moving with normal time once it arrives.
Anyhow, you can see why he gets distracted. He's sent Marvin (my personal robot assistant) on a test run. We should get to his moment.... any moment now.
Yeah, sounds like we need a little more chunkiness in the rhythm section. What? Oh... we have visitors. Hello, blogsters. It's your old pal Bozo. Nothing like a little blues to take your mind of your troubles, eh? And a little country western to put it back on 'em. (Keep talkin' like that, and more than a few Texans'll want to treat me kinda ugly.) Yeah, we're just working our way down to our departure time. What will our interstellar conveyance be? Glad you asked. It's about time someone asked. No one around the Hammer Mill has bothered inquiring. A strange disinterest has taken hold of Big Green and its entourage, apparently. It entered the room like a miasma, pulled up a chair and made itself at home.
Honestly, I don't know how we'll be hopping from planet to planet, star system to star system, on Big Green's [INSERT NAME HERE] Interstellar Tour 2011. Mitch Macaphee was going to arrange a short term lease arrangement of some kind. He knows a guy who knows a guy, apparently. I think the delay comes out of the fact that the guy the guy he knows knows is, in fact, him. (Is there an echo in here? Wouldn't be surprised.) So what the hell, maybe we don't have reliable private transportation from Betelgeuse to Kaztropharius 137b. We can always take a commercial flight. There's always priceline or expedia or whatever the fuck.
I think the reason why Mitch dropped the ball on this is that he's been obsessed with his latest dabbling into time travel techniques. He's got this new one - check this out. It's a means by which people in the past can tunnel into the future and wait until we normal, moment by moment time travelers catch up with them. Mitch made a device about the size of an iPod that anchors you in time, so that as everyone else moves forward with the passing moments, you stay in one moment. (So it it's 4:37p.m. on Tuesday when you hit the button, for you it will remain that time while time ticks on for everybody around you.) Then you hit another switch, and the thing launches you through a wormhole into the not-so-distant future - like an hour from now - where you sit frozen in a single moment and wait for "real time" to catch up with you. Then like a mail bag being snagged by a passing train, you start moving with normal time once it arrives.
Anyhow, you can see why he gets distracted. He's sent Marvin (my personal robot assistant) on a test run. We should get to his moment.... any moment now.
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