Yours truly.
Our rocket test failed. Only two weeks to launch date and the thing can't get off the ground. Some kind 
of rust blight has destroyed our food supply. And the gravity in the Hammer Mill (at least around Mitch's lab) is intermittent and untrustworthy. Sounds like a good time to open the old mail bag!
Here's one from fairly close by - a little town called Philadelphia.
Dear Big Green:
Your music is full of obscure references to old television shows. Why don't you work more historical subject matter into your songs? That might attract a higher quality listener (like me).
Respectfully yours,
Horton Pompideau (signed in what appears to be grape juice)
Well, Horton. I'm glad you asked that question. In fact, if I were to make up a phony listener question, it would likely be something very much like that. (Fortunately, my strong ethical sensibilities keep me from stooping that low.) Actually, we do reference historical events, such as in the song Quality Lincoln, which was featured on the first episode of our new podcast, THIS IS BIG GREEN. The thing is - and this is important - that song is as much about television as all the other ones. It's like history thrown into the
blender of television and turned up to "frappe" speed with the lid left off. So big chunks of history are flying out of the thing, and what you're left with is a musical slurry of factoids, mostly unrelated to one another. That's the creative process, man. Live with it.
Here's another one:
Dear Big Green:
Final notice. Remit outstanding balance of $47.85 by close of business 12 September 2011. Non-compliance may result in criminal or civil penalty.
Warmly,
Ivan Pitcairn, Collections Officer
Hegemonic Energy Consortium and Worm Farm.
Oh, hey Ivan - long time no hear from. Didn't I tell you the check is in the mail? If you have a problem with that, take it up with the postal service. I only write the checks, not deliver them.
Okay, we've got time for one more. This looks like another local query... very local...
Dear Joe:
Get your butt back in the studio. And stop making up those ludicrous letters. We've got work to do, you fricking idiot!
Gratefully yours,
Matt Perry
Hey... it's a little hard to argue with this writer. I have been slacking. Back to my padded (or at least sound retardant) cell, then.
of rust blight has destroyed our food supply. And the gravity in the Hammer Mill (at least around Mitch's lab) is intermittent and untrustworthy. Sounds like a good time to open the old mail bag!Here's one from fairly close by - a little town called Philadelphia.
Dear Big Green:
Your music is full of obscure references to old television shows. Why don't you work more historical subject matter into your songs? That might attract a higher quality listener (like me).
Respectfully yours,
Horton Pompideau (signed in what appears to be grape juice)
Well, Horton. I'm glad you asked that question. In fact, if I were to make up a phony listener question, it would likely be something very much like that. (Fortunately, my strong ethical sensibilities keep me from stooping that low.) Actually, we do reference historical events, such as in the song Quality Lincoln, which was featured on the first episode of our new podcast, THIS IS BIG GREEN. The thing is - and this is important - that song is as much about television as all the other ones. It's like history thrown into the
blender of television and turned up to "frappe" speed with the lid left off. So big chunks of history are flying out of the thing, and what you're left with is a musical slurry of factoids, mostly unrelated to one another. That's the creative process, man. Live with it.Here's another one:
Dear Big Green:
Final notice. Remit outstanding balance of $47.85 by close of business 12 September 2011. Non-compliance may result in criminal or civil penalty.
Warmly,
Ivan Pitcairn, Collections Officer
Hegemonic Energy Consortium and Worm Farm.
Oh, hey Ivan - long time no hear from. Didn't I tell you the check is in the mail? If you have a problem with that, take it up with the postal service. I only write the checks, not deliver them.
Okay, we've got time for one more. This looks like another local query... very local...
Dear Joe:
Get your butt back in the studio. And stop making up those ludicrous letters. We've got work to do, you fricking idiot!
Gratefully yours,
Matt Perry
Hey... it's a little hard to argue with this writer. I have been slacking. Back to my padded (or at least sound retardant) cell, then.
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