Tour log: quatro livre. (Say what?)
Here's the fourth installment of our vaunted tour diary. Anybody got a pen? How about a knife? I can just whittle the words. A pen knife? Even better!
Where have all the good tours gone? This one has gone a bit flat, though I will say that we did manage to get the rent-a-ship rolling again, thanks to sFshzenKlyrn. I know what you're thinking - he probably used some kind of trans-temporal presto-digitation to conjure us up a new ion drive servo chip. No such thing. He just waited until Marvin (my personal robot) was in sleep mode and plucked the chip out of his sorry hide. (Marvin lists a bit now. Not that that's a bad thing... I have him doing our set lists. Boom-crash.)
Here's the lowdown on Big Green's [INSERT NAME HERE] Interstellar Tour 2011:
10.31.2011 - Hallowe'en on Betelgeuse. Surprisingly, this is kind of a big deal up here. Not that they do the costumes or the trick or treat. In fact, it's kind of an interstellar anti-gravity day - the Betelgeusians (unlike humanity) have mastered the science of gravity. They've got this big-ass switch, the size of Texas, and every October 31st (our time) they flip it and then their iridescent pseudopods leave the ground. Talk about fun. (That's right - just talk about it.)
11.01.2011 - We start the month on the right pseudopod. Hit the stage around 10
p.m. local, played for almost three hours. Matt tried open tunings on his kazoo during "Just Five Seconds". (We're way ahead up here.) I'd never seen sFshzenKlyrn play his telecaster with a violin bow before, and during our last set Anti-Lincoln seemed to have gotten his hands on a dulcimer somewhere. Leave Earth a four-piece, return home an orchestra. That's the magic of space travel.
11.03.2011 - We are the 99 and 44/100 percent! New slogan for Ivory soap - what do you think? No, actually... it's the current chant down here on Neptune. We've joined in the "Occupy Neptune" project for the few days that we're here. Had a few celebrity drop-ins already this week. Tomorrow's a general strike. Of course, there are only about five people on the whole planet, but frankly.... that makes organizing a snap. Don't even need freaking Twitter.
Well, so anyway... keep the faith down there in Oakland, New York, Boston, and everywhere else. We'll hold down the fort up here on Neptune. In fact, we've got the outer planets covered - no worries.
Where have all the good tours gone? This one has gone a bit flat, though I will say that we did manage to get the rent-a-ship rolling again, thanks to sFshzenKlyrn. I know what you're thinking - he probably used some kind of trans-temporal presto-digitation to conjure us up a new ion drive servo chip. No such thing. He just waited until Marvin (my personal robot) was in sleep mode and plucked the chip out of his sorry hide. (Marvin lists a bit now. Not that that's a bad thing... I have him doing our set lists. Boom-crash.)Here's the lowdown on Big Green's [INSERT NAME HERE] Interstellar Tour 2011:
10.31.2011 - Hallowe'en on Betelgeuse. Surprisingly, this is kind of a big deal up here. Not that they do the costumes or the trick or treat. In fact, it's kind of an interstellar anti-gravity day - the Betelgeusians (unlike humanity) have mastered the science of gravity. They've got this big-ass switch, the size of Texas, and every October 31st (our time) they flip it and then their iridescent pseudopods leave the ground. Talk about fun. (That's right - just talk about it.)
11.01.2011 - We start the month on the right pseudopod. Hit the stage around 10
p.m. local, played for almost three hours. Matt tried open tunings on his kazoo during "Just Five Seconds". (We're way ahead up here.) I'd never seen sFshzenKlyrn play his telecaster with a violin bow before, and during our last set Anti-Lincoln seemed to have gotten his hands on a dulcimer somewhere. Leave Earth a four-piece, return home an orchestra. That's the magic of space travel.11.03.2011 - We are the 99 and 44/100 percent! New slogan for Ivory soap - what do you think? No, actually... it's the current chant down here on Neptune. We've joined in the "Occupy Neptune" project for the few days that we're here. Had a few celebrity drop-ins already this week. Tomorrow's a general strike. Of course, there are only about five people on the whole planet, but frankly.... that makes organizing a snap. Don't even need freaking Twitter.
Well, so anyway... keep the faith down there in Oakland, New York, Boston, and everywhere else. We'll hold down the fort up here on Neptune. In fact, we've got the outer planets covered - no worries.
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