Thing is.
What's that? What's that you say? Can't hear ya, young man. You'll have to speak up a bit. Nah, I'm not deaf. I'm either old or living on top of a fracking operation. Or maybe both. 
Yeah, hey howdy. Welcome back to the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill in beautiful upstate New York, where the winters are cold and the derricks run day and night, pulverizing the shale that supports the very ground we walk on to squeeze every last iota of value out of the battered slag that is America. Hegemonic Records and Worm Farm, our once and future corporate overlords, are working this little piece of borrowed real estate like it's Irian Jaya and they're Freeport McMoran. But.... I digress. Always like to start on a bright note. Now on to more serious matters.
Well, it took some doing with all of this earth moving and earth shaking (movers and shakers are we), but we managed to post the June episode of our podcast, THIS IS BIG GREEN. Another titanic installment of ... well ... nothing in particular. Though we have included not one but two first-draft recordings of Rick Perry songs. Could be worth a listen .... just advance over about half an hour of insane blather and you'll hear the first one; a funky little number called "Aw, Shoot." It offers, in its own ludicrous way, a thumbnail sketch of cousin Rick Perry's trajectory from simple country dummkopf to dummkopf on a national stage already. Sounds vaguely like an early 80s soundtrack cut. Think Bam-Bam on Mars. Some of you know what I'm saying.
The other Rick Perry song is, well, an ode to his staying power. He'll be there, that's all he's saying. Wherever there's a law beatin' up a gun, he'll come on like a burning sun. And so it goes. Big Green will be putting out a collection of cousin Rick songs later this year, with polished up and enhanced selections from these podcasts, plus additional material. (I'm not going to say what kind of material. It may be music, may be fracking fluid. Not sure there's a difference.)
This month's podcast also features a Big Green number from back in 2004, called The President's Brain is Missing. It's about our old friend George W. Bush, who seemed to fancy himself something of a martial type back in those days. Seemed like he should have a "Green Beret" type theme associated with his heroic exploits, so we just made him one.
Well, there's the work whistle. Won't be able to hear myself think for the next 12 hours, so I'll sign off now. WHIRRRRRRRRR......
Yeah, hey howdy. Welcome back to the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill in beautiful upstate New York, where the winters are cold and the derricks run day and night, pulverizing the shale that supports the very ground we walk on to squeeze every last iota of value out of the battered slag that is America. Hegemonic Records and Worm Farm, our once and future corporate overlords, are working this little piece of borrowed real estate like it's Irian Jaya and they're Freeport McMoran. But.... I digress. Always like to start on a bright note. Now on to more serious matters. Well, it took some doing with all of this earth moving and earth shaking (movers and shakers are we), but we managed to post the June episode of our podcast, THIS IS BIG GREEN. Another titanic installment of ... well ... nothing in particular. Though we have included not one but two first-draft recordings of Rick Perry songs. Could be worth a listen .... just advance over about half an hour of insane blather and you'll hear the first one; a funky little number called "Aw, Shoot." It offers, in its own ludicrous way, a thumbnail sketch of cousin Rick Perry's trajectory from simple country dummkopf to dummkopf on a national stage already. Sounds vaguely like an early 80s soundtrack cut. Think Bam-Bam on Mars. Some of you know what I'm saying.
The other Rick Perry song is, well, an ode to his staying power. He'll be there, that's all he's saying. Wherever there's a law beatin' up a gun, he'll come on like a burning sun. And so it goes. Big Green will be putting out a collection of cousin Rick songs later this year, with polished up and enhanced selections from these podcasts, plus additional material. (I'm not going to say what kind of material. It may be music, may be fracking fluid. Not sure there's a difference.) This month's podcast also features a Big Green number from back in 2004, called The President's Brain is Missing. It's about our old friend George W. Bush, who seemed to fancy himself something of a martial type back in those days. Seemed like he should have a "Green Beret" type theme associated with his heroic exploits, so we just made him one.
Well, there's the work whistle. Won't be able to hear myself think for the next 12 hours, so I'll sign off now. WHIRRRRRRRRR......
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