Jupiter rising.
Great red what? Jesus christmas, I don't have time for that. I'm trying to stay focused on the Mars mission. Then there's Voyager, all alone out there at the edge of the solar system already... whoops. Someone's reading this. Look busy!
Hi, friend(s). You may wonder what I'm rambling about. Though probably not, if you've visited this blog before. We run on and on about pretty much anything that flows into our heads. Hell, I was looking at a pizza menu the other day that featured deep-fried Oreos. But does anyone want to hear about it? God no. So we're going to talk about something more interesting today .... like Jupiter. (The planet, not the derivative Roman god.)
The other day some massive asteroid supposedly hit Jupiter. I say "supposedly" because, to be perfectly frank, I think this incident is actually the work of our mad science advisor, Mitchington V. S. Macaphee III, M.S.D., C.M.F. (For the curious, his honorifics are short for Doctor of Mad Science, conferred by the University of Berzerkistan, and Crazy Mother Fucker ... not so much a degree as a description.) Mitch got the interplanetary exploration bug this past summer with the recent Mars probe (which he almost immediately hacked into for his own nefarious purposes). But Mars wasn't big enough for him. Eventually he turned his attention to the king Kahoona of planets .... (wait for it!) ... Jupiter.
Okay, so here's how our household works. Those of us who are not involved in the hard sciences share the upper levels of the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill. (I myself occupy a suite just outside the old forge room, basically a storage bay where they kept the hammer handles. I sleep on hammer handles, is what I'm
saying.) Down in the basement, next to our makeshift production studio, Mitch Macaphee maintains a mad science lab where he builds, I don't know, little projects like Marvin (my personal robot assistant), time travel devices, and ... crucially... interstellar space vehicles.
You have to understand the fevered mind of the mad scientist. Jupiter has a red spot, right? Mitch sees that as a challenge. Can he make a blue spot? How hard would it be? Would they call it the Great Macaphee Spot if he succeeded?
What happened next should be kind of obvious. I don't understand the science, so don't ask me, but sometime last week there was a loud, rocket-like sound in the early morning hours, and the next thing I know, Jupiter has two spots instead of one. Or so Mitch tells me, anyway. Sheesh. I've got an album to produce. And a podcast to finish. Don't bother me with such trifles!
Hi, friend(s). You may wonder what I'm rambling about. Though probably not, if you've visited this blog before. We run on and on about pretty much anything that flows into our heads. Hell, I was looking at a pizza menu the other day that featured deep-fried Oreos. But does anyone want to hear about it? God no. So we're going to talk about something more interesting today .... like Jupiter. (The planet, not the derivative Roman god.) The other day some massive asteroid supposedly hit Jupiter. I say "supposedly" because, to be perfectly frank, I think this incident is actually the work of our mad science advisor, Mitchington V. S. Macaphee III, M.S.D., C.M.F. (For the curious, his honorifics are short for Doctor of Mad Science, conferred by the University of Berzerkistan, and Crazy Mother Fucker ... not so much a degree as a description.) Mitch got the interplanetary exploration bug this past summer with the recent Mars probe (which he almost immediately hacked into for his own nefarious purposes). But Mars wasn't big enough for him. Eventually he turned his attention to the king Kahoona of planets .... (wait for it!) ... Jupiter.
Okay, so here's how our household works. Those of us who are not involved in the hard sciences share the upper levels of the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill. (I myself occupy a suite just outside the old forge room, basically a storage bay where they kept the hammer handles. I sleep on hammer handles, is what I'm
saying.) Down in the basement, next to our makeshift production studio, Mitch Macaphee maintains a mad science lab where he builds, I don't know, little projects like Marvin (my personal robot assistant), time travel devices, and ... crucially... interstellar space vehicles. You have to understand the fevered mind of the mad scientist. Jupiter has a red spot, right? Mitch sees that as a challenge. Can he make a blue spot? How hard would it be? Would they call it the Great Macaphee Spot if he succeeded?
What happened next should be kind of obvious. I don't understand the science, so don't ask me, but sometime last week there was a loud, rocket-like sound in the early morning hours, and the next thing I know, Jupiter has two spots instead of one. Or so Mitch tells me, anyway. Sheesh. I've got an album to produce. And a podcast to finish. Don't bother me with such trifles!
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