Process, process.
Smallest town in the biggest state. Father Joseph, what would be my fate? So starts this month's anthem of the Hammer Mill. Can't get that tune out of my head, man! 
This writing finds us chin deep in production for our next album. Imagine Matt and me in a roomful of 1-inch Ampex tape, all spooled out and tangled like Don Knotts had it in his space capsule in The Reluctant Astronaut. Yes, we always aspire to such heights. "Why not the best?" we ask ourselves, and the answer, of course, is obvious. (Go right to the source and ask the horse.)
Why do we do this thing over and over again? This "making an album" thing? We're past the age of consent (well past) and not famous on our home planet. Our best-selling album is welded to the hull of Voyager as it makes its way out of our solar system. (We sold one copy to NASA. They bought it because it features a lead vocal by the late Kurt Waldheim.) The fact is, we are driven. When Big Green first rose out of the primordial soup of the mid 1980s, we had several choices. They were:
1) Go back into the soup! It was quite good, actually. Always like a little ginger in with the carrots. Mmmmm-boy.
2) Start a band, but instead of an indie rock group that has to make its own albums, something less demanding. Call it "Various Artists". That way, on our first day of existence we would have dozens, perhaps hundreds of albums to our credit, many containing hit songs from every era. Instant popularity! Just add crack!
3) Start an indie rock group that has to make its own albums. With help, of course, from our mad science adviser, Marvin (my personal robot assistant), the indefatigable mansized tuber, a couple of Lincolns, and others. (Don't want to suggest for a moment that we do all this work alone!)
So here we are, patching the rough road that is Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick, preparing for final mixes and looking for obvious holes. Hey, there's a good name for a band: The Obvious Holes. Beats the Recognizable Hicks any day.
Keep your eyes open for more fadeout grooves. Think of them as shards left over in the manufacture of the next album. Or something.
This writing finds us chin deep in production for our next album. Imagine Matt and me in a roomful of 1-inch Ampex tape, all spooled out and tangled like Don Knotts had it in his space capsule in The Reluctant Astronaut. Yes, we always aspire to such heights. "Why not the best?" we ask ourselves, and the answer, of course, is obvious. (Go right to the source and ask the horse.) Why do we do this thing over and over again? This "making an album" thing? We're past the age of consent (well past) and not famous on our home planet. Our best-selling album is welded to the hull of Voyager as it makes its way out of our solar system. (We sold one copy to NASA. They bought it because it features a lead vocal by the late Kurt Waldheim.) The fact is, we are driven. When Big Green first rose out of the primordial soup of the mid 1980s, we had several choices. They were:
1) Go back into the soup! It was quite good, actually. Always like a little ginger in with the carrots. Mmmmm-boy. 2) Start a band, but instead of an indie rock group that has to make its own albums, something less demanding. Call it "Various Artists". That way, on our first day of existence we would have dozens, perhaps hundreds of albums to our credit, many containing hit songs from every era. Instant popularity! Just add crack!
3) Start an indie rock group that has to make its own albums. With help, of course, from our mad science adviser, Marvin (my personal robot assistant), the indefatigable mansized tuber, a couple of Lincolns, and others. (Don't want to suggest for a moment that we do all this work alone!)
So here we are, patching the rough road that is Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick, preparing for final mixes and looking for obvious holes. Hey, there's a good name for a band: The Obvious Holes. Beats the Recognizable Hicks any day.
Keep your eyes open for more fadeout grooves. Think of them as shards left over in the manufacture of the next album. Or something.
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