Helladay house.
What? What time is it? It's too early, tubey. You'll get your Miracle Gro at 9:00 and not before. Christ on a bike.
Oh, hi out there. As I'm sure you already know, the morning after Thanksgiving is always a force to be reckoned with. Especially when you have a mansized tuber who has just discovered juicing. (He's trying to win some of his bi-weekly pickup basketball games, but I think even with the Miracle Gro he's reaching.) Morning starts kind of early around here - sometimes before noon, even. (You fellow rock musicians out there better sit down: There is a thing called morning. It's not just another hallucination. That's right ... I'm talking to you, pothead.)
Excuse that digression. Hope you had a wonderful, glorious Thanksgiving, full of holiday cheer and/or anticipation (if you spent most of it queueing up in front of Wal-Mart or Best Buy). Perhaps you spent part of your morning watching the bizarre spectacle known as the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. I certainly did. It's kind of a tradition around the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill, where you don't ordinarily get exposed to a lot of unfiltered promotional messages (aside from the ones that come on soup can labels).
Little known fact about the Hammer Mill: This is actually the end-point of the T-day parade. It's a lot longer a procession than most people think. Folks get the mistaken impression that the march ends with the arrival of ersatz Santa Claus in front of Macy's. Not true. For most of the next day and a half, the floats and balloons come marching up the West Side Highway, take the G.W. Bridge over to the Palisades Parkway, then pick up the NYS Thruway and process all the way up to the Little Falls exit. In a gesture of magnanimous welcome, we throw the compound doors open to them and allow them into the Hammer Mill courtyard for a little R&R. Then Mitch Macaphee and Marvin (my personal robot assistant) aid their technicians in deflating the enormous parade balloons and packing them away for another year. True* story.
Sure, you thought Christmas was just a throwaway songwriting theme for us. Oh ye of little faith.
* Note: veracity of story subject to unverifiable truth conditions. Contact Big Green for details.
Oh, hi out there. As I'm sure you already know, the morning after Thanksgiving is always a force to be reckoned with. Especially when you have a mansized tuber who has just discovered juicing. (He's trying to win some of his bi-weekly pickup basketball games, but I think even with the Miracle Gro he's reaching.) Morning starts kind of early around here - sometimes before noon, even. (You fellow rock musicians out there better sit down: There is a thing called morning. It's not just another hallucination. That's right ... I'm talking to you, pothead.) Excuse that digression. Hope you had a wonderful, glorious Thanksgiving, full of holiday cheer and/or anticipation (if you spent most of it queueing up in front of Wal-Mart or Best Buy). Perhaps you spent part of your morning watching the bizarre spectacle known as the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. I certainly did. It's kind of a tradition around the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill, where you don't ordinarily get exposed to a lot of unfiltered promotional messages (aside from the ones that come on soup can labels).
Little known fact about the Hammer Mill: This is actually the end-point of the T-day parade. It's a lot longer a procession than most people think. Folks get the mistaken impression that the march ends with the arrival of ersatz Santa Claus in front of Macy's. Not true. For most of the next day and a half, the floats and balloons come marching up the West Side Highway, take the G.W. Bridge over to the Palisades Parkway, then pick up the NYS Thruway and process all the way up to the Little Falls exit. In a gesture of magnanimous welcome, we throw the compound doors open to them and allow them into the Hammer Mill courtyard for a little R&R. Then Mitch Macaphee and Marvin (my personal robot assistant) aid their technicians in deflating the enormous parade balloons and packing them away for another year. True* story. Sure, you thought Christmas was just a throwaway songwriting theme for us. Oh ye of little faith.
* Note: veracity of story subject to unverifiable truth conditions. Contact Big Green for details.
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