Splitting Lincoln.
I think I left my guitar plugged in. I've been hearing that buzzing all night freaking long. What's that? It's the orgone generating device? Jesus on a bike ... that thing again?
Hey howdy. Welcome back to the hammer mill. Who won the Lincoln contest? Still up in the air. My bets are on Anti-Lincoln, but that's just a hunch. He does have an ace in the hole - namely, Trevor James Constable's orgone generating device, the monstrosity of modern engineering that brought him here from the past in the first place. Anti-Lincoln seems to think that by stepping into that thing and turning it up to eleven, he'll get the full Daniel Day Lewis treatment.
Never can tell what' going to happen with mad science technology. Just ask Mitch Macaphee - he invented Marvin (my personal robot assistant) after all. Anyway, anti-Lincoln must have dialed the wrong settings into that orgone generating device because it split him into two equal parts: Jerry Lewis and Doris Day. Close, right? Fortunately, that thing has an undo button. I like the 1950s as much as any man (which may, in fact, amount to not at all) but I don't want dead decades following me around like a zombie. Ever have that problem? Thought so.
Well, we've got another podcast in the can. Another groundbreaking episode of THIS IS BIG GREEN, featuring as many as three songs (including one previously unreleased Rick Perry number), a rather lengthy and convoluted episode of Ned, the Talking Dressage Horse, and the usual copious amount of pointless blather my illustrious brother and I put forth on a monthly basis. Fortunately, it doesn't cost much ... in fact, it doesn't cost anything at all. Free media! Liberty! That's what podcasting is all about, right? That's why we're aboard her...... Oh, right. I should keep the Star Trek quotes to a minimum. My apologies.
Best move along. We're expecting workmen any minute. There are still a few copper pipes left in the hammer mill, so they'll be stopping by to remove them. (In lieu of rent.)
Hey howdy. Welcome back to the hammer mill. Who won the Lincoln contest? Still up in the air. My bets are on Anti-Lincoln, but that's just a hunch. He does have an ace in the hole - namely, Trevor James Constable's orgone generating device, the monstrosity of modern engineering that brought him here from the past in the first place. Anti-Lincoln seems to think that by stepping into that thing and turning it up to eleven, he'll get the full Daniel Day Lewis treatment. Never can tell what' going to happen with mad science technology. Just ask Mitch Macaphee - he invented Marvin (my personal robot assistant) after all. Anyway, anti-Lincoln must have dialed the wrong settings into that orgone generating device because it split him into two equal parts: Jerry Lewis and Doris Day. Close, right? Fortunately, that thing has an undo button. I like the 1950s as much as any man (which may, in fact, amount to not at all) but I don't want dead decades following me around like a zombie. Ever have that problem? Thought so.
Well, we've got another podcast in the can. Another groundbreaking episode of THIS IS BIG GREEN, featuring as many as three songs (including one previously unreleased Rick Perry number), a rather lengthy and convoluted episode of Ned, the Talking Dressage Horse, and the usual copious amount of pointless blather my illustrious brother and I put forth on a monthly basis. Fortunately, it doesn't cost much ... in fact, it doesn't cost anything at all. Free media! Liberty! That's what podcasting is all about, right? That's why we're aboard her...... Oh, right. I should keep the Star Trek quotes to a minimum. My apologies. Best move along. We're expecting workmen any minute. There are still a few copper pipes left in the hammer mill, so they'll be stopping by to remove them. (In lieu of rent.)
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