What's in the box? (part 3)
Holy mother of pearl. My throat is in shreds. Just got done with a 23-page script for the next episode of Ned Trek, a now-regular feature on our podcast, THIS IS BIG GREEN. Spoiler alert: I do the voice of Reagan. Well....
All that yakking can make a man sore tired. And tomorrow I play the 47th in a 194-part series known as the reunion gigs of Puttin' on the Ritz, a band of many, many strange people (and I am one).
But that is not what you're here for, to be sure. No, no, I'm sure you're anxious for me to conclude my three-part explanation of the 21 songs contained on Big Green's new album, Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick. It's like waiting for the next episode of Downton Abbey or Breaking Bad ... except that those things are, well, good-ish.
Anywho, here's the splainin' ... and then, to bed, damnit.
Santorum From Behind - Sounds obscene, I know, but it's necessary, believe me. Now that he's out of the race, Rick is just trying to give old Mitt some helpful hints about that that object in his rear view mirror that's closer than it appears.
Santiny - A meditation on Santorum, the Rick with the unsearchable name. I hear he keeps a fetus in a jar ... a fetus named "Santiny". You gotta pray.
Aw Shoot - In a world beyond time ... Okay, this is like the theme song to a bad Euro-Sci Fi flick, except it's about Rick. Unnamed German band takes the long view of Rick's run, with hilarious consequences. Aw .... shoot.
Am I Really Rick Perry? - A thoughtful Rick contemplates the nature of his own identity, the thingness of things, the rightness of right, and so on, bidding a fond farewell to Andy Breitbart. Kind of a fifties vibe to this one. L.S.D. did exist then, didn't it?
Poor Dick - Our cousin's hero, Dick Cheney, is in trouble deep. Who better to save his considerable bacon than Ranger Rick himself. What's the caper? Find a suitable ticker for transplanting into the heart of darkness. Poach it from another true believer... with hilarious consequences. Another country number, pure and simple.
Flying Up Ricky - Hit with the rapture, Rick disappears into thin air, leaving behind a crew of lamenting braceros, ever grateful for his able abuse. Ah, gratitude. A bit of ersatz salsa on this one.
Lone Star - Our cousin finds his true calling at the Lord's side during his temporary sojourn in the great beyond, remembering all there is left for him to do in his desert home. Think Susan Boyle after a sex change operation (and major throat surgery).
What'll You Do Now, Rick? - Next steps are always tricky, expecially when you tripped over most of the previous ones. Someone drafts a legend for Rick. Rock-ish.
It Should've Been Me - The last word from our good cousin: "You're never alone in Texas when you can play with your dong." Country exit reminiscent of country entrance.
All that yakking can make a man sore tired. And tomorrow I play the 47th in a 194-part series known as the reunion gigs of Puttin' on the Ritz, a band of many, many strange people (and I am one). But that is not what you're here for, to be sure. No, no, I'm sure you're anxious for me to conclude my three-part explanation of the 21 songs contained on Big Green's new album, Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick. It's like waiting for the next episode of Downton Abbey or Breaking Bad ... except that those things are, well, good-ish.
Anywho, here's the splainin' ... and then, to bed, damnit.
Santorum From Behind - Sounds obscene, I know, but it's necessary, believe me. Now that he's out of the race, Rick is just trying to give old Mitt some helpful hints about that that object in his rear view mirror that's closer than it appears.
Santiny - A meditation on Santorum, the Rick with the unsearchable name. I hear he keeps a fetus in a jar ... a fetus named "Santiny". You gotta pray.
Aw Shoot - In a world beyond time ... Okay, this is like the theme song to a bad Euro-Sci Fi flick, except it's about Rick. Unnamed German band takes the long view of Rick's run, with hilarious consequences. Aw .... shoot. Am I Really Rick Perry? - A thoughtful Rick contemplates the nature of his own identity, the thingness of things, the rightness of right, and so on, bidding a fond farewell to Andy Breitbart. Kind of a fifties vibe to this one. L.S.D. did exist then, didn't it?
Poor Dick - Our cousin's hero, Dick Cheney, is in trouble deep. Who better to save his considerable bacon than Ranger Rick himself. What's the caper? Find a suitable ticker for transplanting into the heart of darkness. Poach it from another true believer... with hilarious consequences. Another country number, pure and simple.
Flying Up Ricky - Hit with the rapture, Rick disappears into thin air, leaving behind a crew of lamenting braceros, ever grateful for his able abuse. Ah, gratitude. A bit of ersatz salsa on this one.
Lone Star - Our cousin finds his true calling at the Lord's side during his temporary sojourn in the great beyond, remembering all there is left for him to do in his desert home. Think Susan Boyle after a sex change operation (and major throat surgery).
What'll You Do Now, Rick? - Next steps are always tricky, expecially when you tripped over most of the previous ones. Someone drafts a legend for Rick. Rock-ish.
It Should've Been Me - The last word from our good cousin: "You're never alone in Texas when you can play with your dong." Country exit reminiscent of country entrance.
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