Inside the holiday podcast.

Ahem. Still bobbing out here in deep space. Nothing to keep us company but the echoes of our increasingly impatient throat clearings. Ahem!

Well, while we have so much time on our hands, time to crack open that big Christmas present we left all of you who subscribe to our podcast, THIS IS BIG GREEN - namely, our annual Christmas Spectacular. What's inside the box this year? Two solid hours of Big Green madness, including:

Ned Trek XV: Santorum’s Christmas Planet - This special, expanded holiday edition of our (un)popular Star Trek parody features six - yes, six - new Big Green songs, sung in character:
  • Christmas Shine - Captain Mitt Romney's joyful rumination on getting full value out of his human resources throughout the holiday season. And he's not going to say it again.
  • Horrible People - Mr. Ned contemplates the fate of all animals during the dangerous Yultide ritual celebrations. (Backing vocals by those '40s guys.)
  • Dick'smas Xmas - Even the robot Dick Nixon keeps Christmas in his own way. This song gives you an idea of how that all comes down. Expletives deleted, mostly.
  • Doc's Christmas - Full of crackpot prognostications and characteristic religious fervor, the right honorable Senator Reverend Doctor Thomas Beauregard Coburn belts out another keeper. Foghorn Leghorn is turning in his cartoon grave.
  • Lonely Little Neocon - Richard Pearle takes a moment away from more important duties to croon this tidy little number about how much he misses his favorite pastime - starting major conflicts.
  • Christmas Green - What's the true meaning of Christmas? Let Captain Mitt explain it to you in no uncertain terms.
Let's talk about the podcast.This month's episode features Rick Santorum, Mitch McConnell (sounding a bit like Walter Brennan), and others as Mitt and the crew encounter a fantastic world on which Christmas happens every other day (and twice on Sunday).

Song: Merry Christmas, Jane, Part II - A holiday rebroadcast of this selection from our 1999 album, 2000 Years To Christmas.

Put the Phone Down - We spend a lot of our conversation remembering our old friend and colleague Tim Walsh, who passed away unexpectedly in November. Tim played guitar with us way back in the day, and we spin a few old recordings of the band we had back then, which was made up of Joe Perry (keys), Matt Perry (bass), Phil Ross (drums) and Tim. These are pretty rough, but you can hear most of what's going on.
  • Wind Cries Mary - Hendrix number with Tim playing lead guitar. (This starts with an end bit from another recording that features Tim hammering out a blistering Neil Young style solo.)
  • Colors in the Darkness - Song written, arranged, sung, and recorded by Tim while we shared a flat in Castleton-On-Hudson, NY. The first section is all Tim; the second is excerpted from the entire band playing the song out.
  • Nothing To Hide - Another original song by Tim, which he sings. I think we recorded this at my parent's house in New Hartford, NY, in maybe 1984.
Anywho ... that's the run-down of the show. Let us know what you think. We'll have our people float a message in a bottle-rocket out to us.

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