Thin broth.
Hey, Lincoln. No, not you, Anti-Lincoln - I mean your positively-charged doppelganger. Lincoln ... close that window, will you? It's freaking freezing in this barn. I don't care if you're practicing your big speech to an imaginary multitude in the courtyard. Do it in front of an imaginary open window!
Yes, here we are ... Big Green is once more ensconced in the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill in upstate New York, where the Buffalo never roamed and where peregrine falcons coexist with Web cams (no lie!). We have re-occupied our decrepit squat house, wresting it back from the yahoos that took possession of it while we were out on our multi-planet tour in support of Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick. A triumphant return ... not. We've had better tours, to be sure. (And better interstellar tour buses. That recycled rocket was a real rattle trap from start to finish.)
How did we convince the Cliven Bundy wanna-be's to lay down their weapons and let us back into our abandoned mill? The same method we always use: soup to nuts, my friends, soup to nuts. We had Marvin (my personal robot assistant) cook up a crock of
his signature turnip and spare-tire consumme - a staple on our interstellar extended tours - and we offered it to the nuts occupying our adopted home. They couldn't resist, flocking out to the courtyard to partake of that rare delicacy. While those hayseeds were choking it down, we slipped passed them and locked the front door behind us.
Sure, there was some complaining, a little KA-POW, KA-BLAM! mostly for show, but they eventually mounted their battered station wagons and rode off into the sunset. As their silhouetted figures receded from view, I meant to thank them. What for? I don't know. Giving us a reason not to have that same soup again as our "welcome home" supper. In fact, if I NEVER taste another SPOONFUL of that BLOODY TURNIP and SPARE TIRE SOUP AGAIN, it will be MUCH ... TOO ... SOON!
All right, then. I feel much better now. Back to the studio.
Yes, here we are ... Big Green is once more ensconced in the abandoned Cheney Hammer Mill in upstate New York, where the Buffalo never roamed and where peregrine falcons coexist with Web cams (no lie!). We have re-occupied our decrepit squat house, wresting it back from the yahoos that took possession of it while we were out on our multi-planet tour in support of Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick. A triumphant return ... not. We've had better tours, to be sure. (And better interstellar tour buses. That recycled rocket was a real rattle trap from start to finish.)
How did we convince the Cliven Bundy wanna-be's to lay down their weapons and let us back into our abandoned mill? The same method we always use: soup to nuts, my friends, soup to nuts. We had Marvin (my personal robot assistant) cook up a crock of
his signature turnip and spare-tire consumme - a staple on our interstellar extended tours - and we offered it to the nuts occupying our adopted home. They couldn't resist, flocking out to the courtyard to partake of that rare delicacy. While those hayseeds were choking it down, we slipped passed them and locked the front door behind us.
Sure, there was some complaining, a little KA-POW, KA-BLAM! mostly for show, but they eventually mounted their battered station wagons and rode off into the sunset. As their silhouetted figures receded from view, I meant to thank them. What for? I don't know. Giving us a reason not to have that same soup again as our "welcome home" supper. In fact, if I NEVER taste another SPOONFUL of that BLOODY TURNIP and SPARE TIRE SOUP AGAIN, it will be MUCH ... TOO ... SOON!
All right, then. I feel much better now. Back to the studio.
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