Crackpot diary.
Twelfth day before the mast. I see a ship on the horizon. The Dutchman? Nay. 'Tis nothing but a garbage scow. Or perhaps a pleasure craft that's lost it's way. Avast.
Oh, hello, there. I was just engaging in a little imagineering, to borrow a term. It gets kind of quiet around this big old barn of a hammer mill, so you have to think of other things and more exotic places. I am certainly not alone in that. Marvin (my personal robot assistant) went on a flight of fancy this past week. I think he imagined himself a paper shredder in a busy office. Hard to tell, really, except that he kept muttering "stapling machine" to himself, as if he were talking to a neighbor. Then he would make this grinding noise, and confetti would blast out the equivalent of his blowhole. Not my choice of fantasy, but hey ... whatever floats it, right?
I've taken a few moments between sessions to scroll back through some of the music we've made over the last year or so, under the name of Big Green but in support of the Ned Trek program segment of This Is Big Green. In the aggregate, it definitely constitutes a crackpot diary of sorts, kind of like Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick, only even more bizarre, in a way. I think it's the horse voice, and the fact that all of Mr. Ned's songs have a kind of dressage horse dance meter to them. Then there's those forties guys. Not sure what to make of them.
Is there an album in this? Glad you asked. I wouldn't rule it out, but that goes into the project hopper alongside our long-planned "resurrection of songs past" album. We're halfway between recording systems right now, still using our distressed old Roland VS2480 system with enhancements; hopefully moving to a standard open Mac-based system, perhaps Cubase. Whatever we can get to work for us. We're semi-primitive, you know, so we have to try things for a while before we make a change.
More on that later. I've got to listen to some of those crackpot songs again and see if maybe there's grounds for having one or more of us committed. They don't do that so much anymore? Right. Just as well.
Oh, hello, there. I was just engaging in a little imagineering, to borrow a term. It gets kind of quiet around this big old barn of a hammer mill, so you have to think of other things and more exotic places. I am certainly not alone in that. Marvin (my personal robot assistant) went on a flight of fancy this past week. I think he imagined himself a paper shredder in a busy office. Hard to tell, really, except that he kept muttering "stapling machine" to himself, as if he were talking to a neighbor. Then he would make this grinding noise, and confetti would blast out the equivalent of his blowhole. Not my choice of fantasy, but hey ... whatever floats it, right?
I've taken a few moments between sessions to scroll back through some of the music we've made over the last year or so, under the name of Big Green but in support of the Ned Trek program segment of This Is Big Green. In the aggregate, it definitely constitutes a crackpot diary of sorts, kind of like Cowboy Scat: Songs in the Key of Rick, only even more bizarre, in a way. I think it's the horse voice, and the fact that all of Mr. Ned's songs have a kind of dressage horse dance meter to them. Then there's those forties guys. Not sure what to make of them.
Is there an album in this? Glad you asked. I wouldn't rule it out, but that goes into the project hopper alongside our long-planned "resurrection of songs past" album. We're halfway between recording systems right now, still using our distressed old Roland VS2480 system with enhancements; hopefully moving to a standard open Mac-based system, perhaps Cubase. Whatever we can get to work for us. We're semi-primitive, you know, so we have to try things for a while before we make a change.
More on that later. I've got to listen to some of those crackpot songs again and see if maybe there's grounds for having one or more of us committed. They don't do that so much anymore? Right. Just as well.
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