Inside the May podcast.
Jesus, that was slow. You know what we need? One of those vacuum tube systems with a branch that runs straight up to the freaking internet. You just stuff the podcast into a plastic capsule, cram that sucker in the tube, and up it goes to the "cloud". Then when it rains, everybody gets your podcast. Modern technology - what a freaking miracle.
Now that the long-awaited May episode of our podcast THIS IS BIG GREEN has finally been posted, this seems like a good time to offer a quick rundown of its questionable contents:
Ned Trek 28 - Disheveled in the Dark. This longish, musical episode of our Star Trek parody is based on the classic Star Trek episode entitled "Devil in the Dark", a standard morality play (of course - it was the 1960s) about a mining planet being terrorized by a mysterious cave dwelling creature. Look it up ... got it? Okay. The creature, called the "Horta", is represented in our version as the "Hairta", literally the animated hair of Donald Trump, rampaging its way through Republican candidates on a hyper-polluted, free market, toxic waste dump and fracking planet run by Mitch McConnell and Reince Priebus. There's a lot of running, coughing, and (of course) a performance of the palamino mind meld.
There are also eight new Big Green songs, which include:
Say Can You Fear (timecode: 16:14). A Nixon song. Basically another plea from the Nixon android for consulting work and a path back to respectability. Dude's got issues.
Romney and You Know It (timecode: 22:04). Captain Willard Romney muses on the now dim possibility of a brokered GOP convention. Arrangement offers a minor nod to the late great George Martin. (You can also hear the song on Soundcloud.)
Down in the Polls (timecode: 39:12). Mr. Welsh wields his folk guitar into action and renders an Irish-tinged ballad of the killer Hairta. References to some of your favorite GOP contenders in 2016.
Herr Mr. Hair (timecode: 49:14). Perle's song. Predictably, he's trying to curry favor with the Hairta. Always another ego to be stroked (or combed in this case).
You Made That Bed (timecode: 1:05:25). Sulu, the moral center of the Ned Trek universe (aside from Ned himself), characterizes the episode as one of chickens seriously coming home to roost. Cowbell played by Marvin (my personal robot assistant).
Demigod (timecode: 1:15:16). Ned's song. A moody Melvin slow rocker about the phenomenon of Trump and Trumpism. Listen closely for ironic callback to the Youngbloods' "Everybody Get Together".
Hey GOP (timecode: 1:21:49). Shuffle swing number about the predicament of the Republican party, faced with the rampaging Hairta.
Cry for the Children (timecode: 1:26:36). Another over-the-top Doc Coburn number, filled with religious imagery and agonized wailing.
Put the Phone Down. Matt and I talk about how freaking exhausted we are having just completed eight songs for a freaking podcast. We also discuss the Utica Peregrine Falcon project, as well as some archival audio and video from Big Green's live performance period back in the early 1990s.
Now that the long-awaited May episode of our podcast THIS IS BIG GREEN has finally been posted, this seems like a good time to offer a quick rundown of its questionable contents:
Ned Trek 28 - Disheveled in the Dark. This longish, musical episode of our Star Trek parody is based on the classic Star Trek episode entitled "Devil in the Dark", a standard morality play (of course - it was the 1960s) about a mining planet being terrorized by a mysterious cave dwelling creature. Look it up ... got it? Okay. The creature, called the "Horta", is represented in our version as the "Hairta", literally the animated hair of Donald Trump, rampaging its way through Republican candidates on a hyper-polluted, free market, toxic waste dump and fracking planet run by Mitch McConnell and Reince Priebus. There's a lot of running, coughing, and (of course) a performance of the palamino mind meld.
There are also eight new Big Green songs, which include:
Say Can You Fear (timecode: 16:14). A Nixon song. Basically another plea from the Nixon android for consulting work and a path back to respectability. Dude's got issues.
Romney and You Know It (timecode: 22:04). Captain Willard Romney muses on the now dim possibility of a brokered GOP convention. Arrangement offers a minor nod to the late great George Martin. (You can also hear the song on Soundcloud.)
Down in the Polls (timecode: 39:12). Mr. Welsh wields his folk guitar into action and renders an Irish-tinged ballad of the killer Hairta. References to some of your favorite GOP contenders in 2016.
Herr Mr. Hair (timecode: 49:14). Perle's song. Predictably, he's trying to curry favor with the Hairta. Always another ego to be stroked (or combed in this case).
You Made That Bed (timecode: 1:05:25). Sulu, the moral center of the Ned Trek universe (aside from Ned himself), characterizes the episode as one of chickens seriously coming home to roost. Cowbell played by Marvin (my personal robot assistant).
Demigod (timecode: 1:15:16). Ned's song. A moody Melvin slow rocker about the phenomenon of Trump and Trumpism. Listen closely for ironic callback to the Youngbloods' "Everybody Get Together".
Hey GOP (timecode: 1:21:49). Shuffle swing number about the predicament of the Republican party, faced with the rampaging Hairta.
Cry for the Children (timecode: 1:26:36). Another over-the-top Doc Coburn number, filled with religious imagery and agonized wailing.
Put the Phone Down. Matt and I talk about how freaking exhausted we are having just completed eight songs for a freaking podcast. We also discuss the Utica Peregrine Falcon project, as well as some archival audio and video from Big Green's live performance period back in the early 1990s.
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